Thursday 13 October 2011

Cat for Hire


I will work part-time in security in exchange for food. I charge a can of wet food in exchange for a 10-minute lookout. You have to watch out for my signal. When someone or something threatens your safety, I'll tell you where they're coming from by sprinting away in the opposite direction.

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